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This is a list of spoofs of programs produced by ABS-CBN News and Current Affairs.

Goin' Bulilit[]

Rated KKK: Handa Na Ba Ako?[]

Rated KKK: Handa Na Ba Ako? is a parody of the news magazine show Rated K (later Rated Korina), and is hosted by Korina K. Kanchez (parody of Korina Sanchez; portrayed by Sharlene San Pedro).

The name also uses the name of the Katipunan (KKK).

Mantika[]

Mantika is a parody of late-night newscast Bandila. Its anchors include Korina K. Kanchez (parody of Korina Sanchez; portrayed by Sharlene San Pedro), Henry Omega-Diaz (parody of Henry Omaga-Diaz; portrayed by Nash Aguas), and Ces Oreña-Londri (parody of Ces Oreña-Drilon; portrayed by Ella Cruz).

GB Patrol[]

Umagang Kay Bongga[]

Umagang Kay Bongga is a spoof of ABS-CBN's former, longest-running morning program, Umagang Kay Ganda.

Nagbabalibagang Balita[]

Nagbabalibagang Balita is a spoof of Nagbabagang Balita (renamed to ABS-CBN News Patrol; a news segment of Magandang Umaga, Bayan prior to News Patrol as a standalone news bulletin).

Dos Por Dos Por Santo[]

Dos Por Dos Por Santo is a spoof of the DZMM news and commentary program Dos por Dos.

Kursunada[]

Kursunada is a spoof of reality drama program Krusada.

Mutyatya ng Masa[]

Mutyatya ng Masa is a parody of Mutya ng Masa, as well as Doris Bigornia's nickname of the same title of her program she hosted.

Red Haller[]

Red Haller is a parody of Red Alert.

Salamat Joke[]

Salamat Joke is a parody of the weekend medical program, Salamat Dok.

Banana Split/Banana Nite/Banana Sundae[]

Kandila[]

Kandila is a segment on Banana Nite and a parody of Bandila. Its anchors include Julius Baba (parody of Julius Babao; portrayed by Zanjoe Marudo), Karen Lavida Loca (parody of Karen Davila; portrayed by Angelica Panganiban), and Ces Dragon (parody of Ces Oreña-Drilon; portrayed by Melai Cantiveros).

A candle is lit on the center of the news desk, in which the anchors would blow before the news studio would either lit or off.

Ihaw Na![]

Ihaw Na! is a parody of Bandila's segment Ikaw Na!, hosted by Tito Bhoy (portrayed by Jason Gainza; parody of Boy Abunda).

The opening and closing spiel involves him grilling his barbecues, with the closing scene asking his guest/s for a barbecue.

Ang TV Patrol[]

Ang TV Patrol (also called Ang TV Patrol: News and Other Affairs) is a combined parody of Ang TV and TV Patrol, and was anchored by four characters.

The theme song used in the segment is the 2006-2010 TV Patrol World theme despite using the logo and graphics that introduced from June 30, 2010.

TnT: Tapatan ni Tunting[]

TnT: Tapatan ni Tunting is a parody of TnT: Tapatan ni Tunying.

Bistodo[]

Bistodo is a parody of Bistado.

Kutya ng Masa[]

Kutya ng Masa is a parody of Mutya ng Masa, as well as Doris Bigornia's nickname of the same title of the program she hosted.

Non-ABS-CBN programs[]

Various shows from TV5 (formerly ABC) and GMA Network had spoofed several ABS-CBN News and Current Affairs programs as well.

Ispup[]

  • Usapang Monkey Business: a parody of a public affairs program Usapang Business.
  • Palso: Action Balita: a parody of Pulso: Aksyon Balita.
  • Medyo Alas Singko Y Medya: a parody of Alas Singko Y Medya.
  • Magandang Gabi Ba 'Yan: a parody of Magandang Gabi... Bayan.
  • Balitang Ka!/Balitang Y2K: a pun to the year 2000 (hence, the Y2K) and Balitang K

Tropa Mo Ko Unli[]

  • Magandang Gaboom, Beki!: a parody of Magandang Gabi... Bayan.

Tropang Trumpo[]

  • Hoy!!! Taksi: a combined parody of Hoy Gising! and GMA Network's then-early evening (now late-night) newscast, Saksi.

Bubble Gang[]

  • Wag Kang Judgemental: a parody of Ipaglaban Mo!, which shows several unfinished scenarios and what would really happen if the scenario was not judged by people immediately. Hosted by Judge Arturo Mental (portrayed by Michael V.).
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